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The joke is on me, dude? Let's find out. If you want to insult somebody, your insults have to have roots in reality, and they have to be accurate, and they have to hurt the guy. Otherwise they're completely meaningless. If your entire joke repertoire is based on lies, you have no insulting power whatsoever.^[1] So when I hear, for example, "chocolate milk", dude, I don't care, because that's just made up. It has no roots in reality whatsoever. "Scorpions", bro. No, never listen to Scorpions. "Lars Ulrich autograph collection", bro. No, never had it. Never liked Metallica. "Girlfriends", bro, "Intrigues". No, never happened. "Gay S E X"? No, never happened. "Necklace", dude. No, never happened. And the thing is, if you are making fun of a lie instead of the truth, it's not funny. And in fact,^[2] the joke is on you because you've been dumb enough to fall for their lies. And you know, you don't know me. Just like you don't know the people that the history books make fun of. You just hate the image that they have presented to you. You fell for it. You're the joke.

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1. Or on your own ignorance.
2. The algorithm LOVES your comments, though.