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Lords of Chaos fact or fiction? Let's find out. If you want the facts, you can just read this book. Available from pretty much any bookstore near you. But if you watch Lords of Chaos^[1] the movie, I know you're not interested in facts at all. So let's talk a little bit about that. It has nothing to do with reality whatsoever. And very often, it's the opposite of reality. For example, this bullshit claim where they apparently make fun of me in the film for wearing a scorpion badge on my metal gear, right? Well, first of all, I didn't wear metal gear at all.^[2] I wore clothes like this. Actually. I can show you how I looked. I looked like this. Secondly, of all the people in the metal scene, I'm probably the only one who didn't listen to poser music before. Most of the guys in the metal scene listen to Judas Priest and Dio^[3] and other, you know, poser crap. And like I said, I was the only one who didn't before. So it's just shoot and miss. But even the basic principle of the film. That I am actually socializing with these guys is ridiculous.^[4] Euronymous lived in Oslo. This is where I lived.^[5] This is where the guys in Oslo lived. Instead, I socialized with the guys in Amputation and Old Funeral. Who later created bands such as Immortal and Hades. One thing we have to remember when we talk about Lord of Chaos the movie and the book. Is that this is not something that has been made to provide you with information. It is something that has been made to slander people, and in particular, me. But, you know, the guys who made Lords of Chaos the movie, they didn't do any research. They just made stuff up. They didn't know any of this. They never asked me about anything. So yeah, it's all complete nonsense and fictional. I may add that it actually used to be longer. They made some new roads, and before, it took 8 hours to drive.

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1. I will address a few of the lies this time.
2. I was never a "Metal head".
3. And they still did. And it was not seen as a problem to anyone.
4. I did meet them a few times, though.
5. Let's go on our Daily trip to Oslo, Bruh